Bones



Ma girlfriend was fat. Fat an beautiful. A BBW – Big Beautiful Wummin. Everybody always said she’d be stunnin if she jist lost the weight. Really pretty face, everybody said. Ah telt her that, an she hit the diets, goat a gym membership, really, she worked her wee fat arse aff. She did. An she goat thin in the end. So ah took her out on the town one night – but everybody said she looked fuckin terrible. Like a greyhound that wasny winnin. They said she must no have been that pretty in the first place after aw. Me, ah don’t care what they say. Ah love the bones ay that lassie. ●